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Foosball Anonymous
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You know you are addicted to foosball when...
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you get awfully surprised when somebody tells you that they dont like foosball much.
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you start to blog about your every foosball experience.
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You think that a poker bonus is when you win at foosball and your prize is that you can poke your opponent.
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You register on line to become an ordained minister and start your own religion based on foosball
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you do well in university just so you can come back the following year and play more foos
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you need to go for addiction treatment.
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You send friends to go scout the compition so you wont get recognized
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You can hear the coin slot being pushed in from across the crowded bar and the music is cranked too 11
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you train also on the door handles
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you have the dinner only on th foosball table
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you have sex only on the foosball table
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the name of your son is Pull Shot the 3rd
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your hand does the snake position whenever possible in anytime possible.
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You stop playing video games to play foos
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You spend your Wedding Anniversary at your Local Foosball League Night!
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You get a Foosball Tattoo!
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when youve gotten so good the other team smells skunky and takes a restroom break, nothing but foosballs end up in the toilet from you stuffing them down their troat,
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you buy a table that cost more than your car
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On weekdays, you can't hardly wait for friday night because its foos time
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You've seen the movie Long Shot Kids and actually liked it.
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On your Woman's birthday, you take her to play foos!
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You play foosball until u forgot to ate your lunch,dinner etc.
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you and your girl friend had a fight to do snake is just like release tension on the game and the ball thats why the ball look similiar to red in colour to hard whacking the ball.
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there is nothing to do n hands get all itchy to whacked that red ball in to the goal as loud as u want till your pocket running out of money!
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you have a foosball table but no dinner table.
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foosball is your life and thats the life you foos...
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you start voting on whether if you should get a foosball table by monthly installments or not.
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u become very active in foosball Bulletin Boards....
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you suffer from any of the following: 1)hand shaking, 2)paleness or extreme paranioa, 3)unkempt appearance and obsession with cola products!
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you start to use a measuring tape to measure the goal post distances and the deadman width.
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You think of foosball even you are about to sleep. Always keep on thinking new tactics.
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well this is not an addiction...but come and think again...foosers out there...do u guys noticed that u can write with your both hands ?..Go try it out ..it is prolly due to our five men and three men combination of pasing !!
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you reach a certain stage when u feel u have to bring your grip/wrist guard along wherever u go....
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You will comment on football games...with foosball terms....such as good lane pass/brush pass (midfield to striker)...good push kick/pull kick (corners)...etc....but no tackling in foosball ok...
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You talk about it almost everywhere...and bore the living hell out of your non-foosball playing friends
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You start looking for other foosers for breakfast, lunch, dinner and mamak.
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You start measuring the "dead man" goal post with a measuring tape and actually noting the 1mm difference.
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Even when you're dating with a superb happening chick , your mind will still be thinking about Foosball!
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You must find a foosball table in all your holiday destinations
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Your foosball tapes exceed your x-rated tapes
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